The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]

Damn you, Yahoo!

China’s McDonald’s is Beating America’s McDonald’s With Sausage Double Beef Burger

This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.

(Source: The Huffington Post)

The McDonald’s Menu Has Gotten Really Sexual

It’s hard to feel McSexy when you’re so McGassy.

Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food

Yo no quiero that at all.

15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]

If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.

There’s no such thing as too many french fries. See how our potato party turned out. 

The Graphic Truth: You Gonna Eat That? [Click to find out]

Let us know when you decide, because we’re over here like… 

Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]

First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Canadian McDonald’s

I’m lovin’ oot.

(Source: reddit.com)

Invisible Driver Prank

Apparently they’ve never seen “Herbie: Fully Loaded.”

(Source: youtube.com)

World’s Fastest Drive-Thru Service

Ba da ba ba ba, I’m already eating.

Al Donald Fastfood

(Source: reddit.com)

Drive-Thru Penny Prank

That’s just my two thousand cents

(Source: youtube.com)

Charitable Epic Meal Time

Helping others: the most epic thing of all. Well besides actual epics.

(Source: youtube.com)