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8 Euphemisms for Things I’m Actually Embarrassed By [Click for more]

Euphemisms help us talk about embarrassing sexual and bathroom-related habits in polite society, but what about everything else that embarrasses us on a daily basis?

The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]
Damn you, Yahoo!

The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]

Damn you, Yahoo!

China’s McDonald’s is Beating America’s McDonald’s With Sausage Double Beef Burger
This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.

China’s McDonald’s is Beating America’s McDonald’s With Sausage Double Beef Burger

This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.

(Source: The Huffington Post)

The McDonald’s Menu Has Gotten Really Sexual
It’s hard to feel McSexy when you’re so McGassy.

The McDonald’s Menu Has Gotten Really Sexual

It’s hard to feel McSexy when you’re so McGassy.

Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food
Yo no quiero that at all.

Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food

Yo no quiero that at all.

15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food [Click for more]

If you’re one of the lucky ones who got an extra treat in your meal then congratulations. At best you’ll make it onto the 6 o’clock news, at worst you’ll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.

There’s no such thing as too many french fries. See how our potato party turned out. 

The Graphic Truth: You Gonna Eat That? [Click to find out]
Let us know when you decide, because we’re over here like… 

The Graphic Truth: You Gonna Eat That? [Click to find out]

Let us know when you decide, because we’re over here like… homerhungry

Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]
First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]

First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Canadian McDonald’s
I’m lovin’ oot.

Canadian McDonald’s

I’m lovin’ oot.

(Source: reddit.com)

Invisible Driver Prank

Apparently they’ve never seen “Herbie: Fully Loaded.”

(Source: youtube.com)

World’s Fastest Drive-Thru Service

Ba da ba ba ba, I’m already eating.

Al Donald Fastfood

Al Donald Fastfood

yourenotron

(Source: reddit.com)

So here I am serving customers at KFC and this woman asks: “How many pieces of chicken do I get in a 21 piece pack?” When I tell her its 21 she then asks: “How much is the 9 pieces for $9.95” So I just walk away because I can’t.

Work Sucks - Working at Fastfood Chain

…so what’s the answer?

Drive-Thru Penny Prank

That’s just my two thousand cents

(Source: youtube.com)