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15 Awesome Words of Wisdom From Fast Food Signs

At least their employees are guaranteed fresh.

At least their employees are guaranteed fresh.

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Pizza Hut Wants to Put the D in Your Box
She wants the P.

Pizza Hut Wants to Put the D in Your Box

She wants the P.

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Click for more: Ronald McDonald’s New Look Isn’t As Terrifying As His Fan Art

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Did someone say “America”?

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Click for more: 7 Honest Restaurant Signs

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Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm

The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Actual Photo of Wendy’s Fast Food Girl
Never to be confused with Pippi Longstocking again.

Actual Photo of Wendy’s Fast Food Girl

Never to be confused with Pippi Longstocking again.

(Source: reddit.com)

Fast Food and Its Corresponding Movie Poop
Just one bite, and you’ll feel that movie magic.

Fast Food and Its Corresponding Movie Poop

Just one bite, and you’ll feel that movie magic.

(Source: reddit.com)

Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos
This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos

This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

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"A MIDGET?" Guy’s Freakout Phone Call with Cheating Girlfriend Causes Scene at McDonalds

Looks like he ordered a not-so-happy meal.

(Source: youtube.com)

I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.

Why Are So Many People Giving Ronald McDonald Blow Jobs?

Drive-Thru Skeleton Prank

Because even the soulless walking dead need their McGriddles.

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Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop
Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop

Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

(Source: Gawker)

Colonel Sanders May Be Possessed by a Demon
No wonder their chicken tastes so hellish.

Colonel Sanders May Be Possessed by a Demon

No wonder their chicken tastes so hellish.

(Source: reddit.com)