Rough Love: You bring out the best of me

My boyfriend had been pursuing me all night trying to get me to have sex. I wasn’t terribly in the mood but I finally gave in and we proceeded to head into the bedroom. Just as we started going at it he lets out this huge, rank fart and starts laughing hysterically. I said “How can you expect me to f**k you when you just farted like that?” He replied with, “What can I say babe? You bring out the best of me” – complete a huge ass grin on his face.
- Anonymous

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6 Reasons Why Tyler, The Creator Is The Next Hemingway [Click for more]

Tyler is tapping into the book of pathos dramatically retelling the events of one of his performances. By placing himself in the shoes of his fans, he grounds himself in reality, saying that the girl who swallowed one of his farts is a metaphor for war torn Syria. —> More

Fart With Confidence

Not. A. Problem.

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Al Roker Poops Himself at The White House

Covering all the news we don’t need to know.

Hand Fart Master: Simon and Garfunkel

Fart Garfunkel. Writes itself.

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Fart Festival

This country needs to take the farts more seriously.

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Boss Red Carpet Fart 

How dare he tarnish the dignity of entertainment reporting.

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NBA Player DeAndre Jordan Pretending to Fart on People

That’s a foul thing to do. 

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Nicotine and brain farts…the backbone of American culture.

Football Player Farts Fire

This wasn’t part of the halftime show.

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Hardly Working: Bathroom Numbers

Murph does his business by the book.

Baby Amazed By Fart on Fire

I covet his childlike wonderment at the finer things.

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Hey Girl… You Like Farts?

In my experience, no, no they do not.

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