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I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/881f2fbb4c9edc52c569a569df75c096/tumblr_mmhziaE1J51qasthro1_500.jpg)
Roommate Confessions: I Farted On Your Face While You Slept [Click for all]
I farted on your face every chance I got while you were asleep. You would wake up with headaches.
- Anonymous
Don’t know who you were but one day a friend and I decided to take out the three-man sling-shot and pelted the dorm building from across with 30 yogurts, then we threw the remainder 7 onto the roof of your Lexus until the entire top was covered in pink and purple goo. Later that night I could hear your screams of rage from the other side of the building.
- Anonymous
If you’ve farted on anyone’s face lately then you should submit your roommate confessions to us right here on Tumblr. We promise we won’t judge you.
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