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Game of Thrones Wish-Fulfillment

It’s your fantasy fantasy series.

My Elf Girlfriend: Fast & Furious

2 fast, 2 embarrassing.

Screencap - Fantasy Football

Screencap - Fantasy Football

My Elf Girlfriend: Sex Talk

This isn’t her first quest.

The Hobbit: Too Many Dwarves

Maybe one more round of the name game will help?

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Choose Your Own Adventure [Click to start the journey]
It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all. 
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 
Start the adventure now

Choose Your Own Adventure [Click to start the journey]

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all. 

What do you do?

SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

Start the adventure now

Too Many Dwarves

Bilbo might need to play a few rounds of The Name Game.

Gandalf Playing Bagpipes Riding a Unicycle in Portland

“No Hobbit spoilers! No Hobbit spoilers!”

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Literal Fantasy Football
You mean to tell me Fantasy Football involves no elements of fantasy?

Literal Fantasy Football

You mean to tell me Fantasy Football involves no elements of fantasy?

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Awkward Sunrise: Western Fantasy

I like my sex how I like my omeletes, western and slightly nauseating.

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Shelf Labeled “Naked Ladies Usually with a Sword or Dragon”
Know your audience.

Shelf Labeled “Naked Ladies Usually with a Sword or Dragon”

Know your audience.

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How You Think Your Creation Will Be Received vs. How It Really Is [Click to continue viewing]

How You Think Your Creation Will Be Received vs. How It Really Is [Click to continue viewing]

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.

What do you do?

SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.

CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time. 

Jake and Amir: Office Fantasy

Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.

Jake and Amir: Office Fantasy

Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person,  you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.