Quit playing 16 games a year with my heart.
Diary Entries from Game of Thrones Characters: Arya Stark [Click for more]
“Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water.
It’s your fantasy fantasy series.
2 fast, 2 embarrassing.
Screencap - Fantasy Football
This isn’t her first quest.
Choose Your Own Adventure [Click to start the journey]
It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning catching up on all the Internet you missed while sleeping and now you’re behind. Your stomach is growling because the banana you bought had a weird brown lump on it. You know you should get back to work, but you also know that you’re hungry and don’t care about your job at all.
What do you do?
- SEARCH FOR FOOD in the drawer that you haven’t used since you started here 2 years ago.
- CHECK EMAIL to see if your boss sent any super-long emails you can read to pass the time.
Bilbo might need to play a few rounds of The Name Game.
"No Hobbit spoilers! No Hobbit spoilers!”
You mean to tell me Fantasy Football involves no elements of fantasy?
I like my sex how I like my omeletes, western and slightly nauseating.
Know your audience.