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Hit Producer DJ Mustard Always Puts the Same “Hey” in His Songs

While riding in his car, some guy realized all the songs he was listening to had the same chorus of dudes saying “hey” in the background. It turns out they’re (mostly) produced by DJ Mustard, who, apparently is on a tear with so many songs on the radio. You can’t plagiarize yourself, right?

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20 Things Mentioned in Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy,” Ranked by Fanciness

20. Bolding text - "I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold"

Wow, you know how to use a word processor. Big deal—I can do italics.

19. Throwing change at people - "I been working, I’m up here with change to throw"

It’s the coins with the lowest denominations that hurt the worst. And I would know—can barely see what I’m typing thanks to that Eisenhower I took to my left peeper.

18. Shopping online - "Swagger on super, I can’t shop at no department" 

Over 75% of my Beanie Baby collection was purchased online. You can do better than that, Iggy.

17. Ordering a glass of Ace champagne, a glass of Grey Goose vodka, and a glass of Cristal champagne - "Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris"

Three drinks? That’s it? Hope you don’t mind being sober by lunchtime.

16. Messing with the thermostat - "Yeah, keep on turning it up"

What? You don’t have a sweater?

15. Teaching physics - "I can hold it down, like I’m giving lessons in physics"

I dated my physics teacher in high school, so believe me, they’re not doing that well. Good benefits though.   

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20 Things Mentioned in Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy,” Ranked by Fanciness

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This is the Fanciest Rabbit in All the Land
How fare thee, Doc?

This is the Fanciest Rabbit in All the Land

How fare thee, Doc?

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This is the Fanciest Rabbit in All the Land
How fare thee, Doc?

This is the Fanciest Rabbit in All the Land

How fare thee, Doc?

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You Can Now Purchase a Glass Of Bacon So the World is Perfect
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.

You Can Now Purchase a Glass Of Bacon So the World is Perfect

Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.

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Fancy Cat Looks Like It’s Wearing a Fur Vest
Now get me my nip.

Fancy Cat Looks Like It’s Wearing a Fur Vest

Now get me my nip.

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Fancypants Hognose Snake

How classsssssssssy.

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Introducing Monsieur Mittens
"I do declare good sir, mmyess, that I will take my catnip in the foyer this evening."

Introducing Monsieur Mittens

"I do declare good sir, mmyess, that I will take my catnip in the foyer this evening."

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Fancy Star Wars Characters
I find your lack of poise disturbing.

Fancy Star Wars Characters

I find your lack of poise disturbing.

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Fancy Crab Has Top Hat and Walking Stick
He’s rich, but he’s no King Crab

Fancy Crab Has Top Hat and Walking Stick

He’s rich, but he’s no King Crab

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What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

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What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

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Kid Pretend to Chop Up Cat with Cleaver


And she’s dressed so elegantly for it.

And she’s dressed so elegantly for it.

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Improv Everywhere: Instant Date

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5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day
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