Does anyone have bandaids or maybe an extra set of nipples?

If you didn’t feel self-conscious enough at the gym, take a look at this treadmill superstar.

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Just a Girl Doing Squats on a Table in the Library

No pain, no knowledge gained.

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Red Panda Wants to Know if You Even Lift [Click to animate]

Red is a great color to show definition

Girl is World’s Best Jump Roper

Suck on that Rocky. 

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6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student 

Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.

6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student [Click for relaxation]

Yoga on the go. It’s similar to yogurt on the go (Go-Gurt) but not at all.

Video: Amazing Exercise Ball Fail Compilation

You gotta admit, these guys are pretty ballsy.

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5 Ways to Get Blasted at the Gym [Click for more]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

The long-awaited sequel to Realistic Gym Workout Diagrams

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?

No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.

But it’s chocolate fudge!

Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.

I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.

Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?

…What?

Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?

Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?

No.

Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.

Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.
…

Your shoulders.
…

Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.

No problem. Hey, wait a second.

What’s wrong? Continue

The 8 Hardest Unimportant Decisions You’ll Have to Make [Click for more]

Just because it doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it isn’t hard. 

Cairn and Barren

It’s time to pump it up and get weird.

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People vs Fitness

No pain no gain.

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9 Less Controversial PSAs [Click for the rest]

Already agree with a good cause today!

Calendar Of Excuses For Why You’re Fat [Click to continue reading]  

Now you don’t have to think of a reason.