One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
(Source: College Humor)
Aww, time to mend that broken Mass Effect 2.
Everyday Acting: Seeing An Ex [Click to watch]
Play the character of Never-Been-Better You.
There’s no greater performance than pretending you’ve moved on.
But then what’s in the bag man?!
“My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I had sex with my ex before we started going out.”