8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Comfort Wipe - ”Being a big guy has it’s advantages. And it’s disadvantages.” This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can’t reach (or don’t feel like reaching). But, in case you didn’t get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can’t reach because he’s too “big” or “they” are too big, or something else I don’t want to hear about, ever, thanks. 

Had a bad idea? Probably not as bad as the rest of these

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Continue being grossed out and puzzled why these exist here

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Better Marriage Blanket - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Having a good idea is hard.  But a bad idea, well obviously that’s very easy. Check out the other inventions here

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The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest

You can only sell so much blood.  How about we try and help you out? Click here to see how you could enter to win $5000!

Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage

Better not get these trick-or-treating now…

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Guy Explodes Cow Poop, Gets It All Over Him

Picking up after the dog may’ve just gotten more fun…

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Girl Offers Her Virginity to Burt Reynolds

She’s a hell of a saleswoman. 

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The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy [Click for more adventure]

If we don’t help support these mom & pop businesses then Wal-Mart wins.

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

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What Happens When a Dog Eats Too Many Pot Brownies

Don’t worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.

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Meet Britain’s Scary Young Grandparents

The most offensive part of this is the 15-year-old dad’s haircut in the first picture.

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Taylor Swift Without Teeth Makes for a Terrifying GIF

This has reunion with John Mayer written all over it

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Octopus Houdini - Now you see him, now you’re grossed out

Hire Me Jon Stewart! - Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment of Zen

Guy Posts Rap Quotes as NYC Street Signs - Can’t stop won’t stop at a normal stop sign anymore

Toilet Paper Illustrations

Going to the bathroom has never been so traumatic.

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Dear Lord This Man Is Scary Vascular

He exploded 1 second after this picture was taken

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