And so the singularity begins. First phase: those moving staircases we always stand on.
Hey, the man has to sit at a desk and conform all day—let him have this.
Because sometimes the elevator is out of order.
Seagull Stuck on Escalator Forever [Click to animate]
“I’ll walk for a little bit and then I’ll fly.”
Does this escalator make me look fat?
(Source: College Humor)