(Source: College Humor)
Disney characters have pretty distinctive beards. When you take them away, the character’s hearts will become as cold as their face.
Finish reading What Disney Characters Look Like Without Their Epic Beards
Just how we do in Amurrica. re: Jean Claude Van Damme’s Epic Split (not CGI)
And Santa-Bacchus said there shall but peppermint schnapps.
The race is on. These ain’t your average Billy Goats Gruff.
25 Words The Internet Has Rendered Meaningless [Click to finish me off]
Which word(s) do you think have been destroyed most by the Internet?
A picture’s worth a thousand little turds who can’t stand still.
Speak now or forever hold your keytar.
My only regret is that I have but nine lives to give for my country.
That reminds me of that time on that show.
Like an elephant rearing its trunk in heat.
He has the right of way at all times no questions asked.
"Pan, I need to cook single serve omelets with you." "I know."