“Back when my husband and I were engaged, we lived in a very small apartment. One morning, I had the day off and we were having sex on the kitchen table. We were nearly finished when my brother burst into the apartment. He had heard the noise and thought that, because it was the middle of the day, we were being robbed.”
Funniest Tweets about Brad and Angelina’s Engagement
Brad and Angelina are engaged! Here’s a gallery of the funniest tweets about it:
Olympic Swimmer Proposes From Podium
He got the gold. She got the diamond. They’re both winners.
