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thedailywhat:

Sign Of The (End) Times of the Day: Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it appears you’ve been left behind. Not to worry — Rapture Jetpack’s got you covered (spotted in downtown Chicago):

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!
When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

[leeeyum.]

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The (End) Times of the Day: Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it appears you’ve been left behind. Not to worry — Rapture Jetpack’s got you covered (spotted in downtown Chicago):

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!

When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

[leeeyum.]

(Source: leeeyuck, via thedailywhat)

I mean whatever, I don’t even care if I don’t make the list. I bet the line to get in is really long anyway.

I mean whatever, I don’t even care if I don’t make the list. I bet the line to get in is really long anyway.

(Source: College Humor)

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10 Post-Apocalyptic Pick Up Lines 
No reason to let the Rapture to ruin your mack game.

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No reason to let the Rapture to ruin your mack game.

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Wishing you a Happy End of the World and Rapture - from everyone at CollegeHumor <3

(Source: College Humor)