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You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 

Grumpy Baby Disapproves of Your Face
Goo goo ga get the hell out of here.

Grumpy Baby Disapproves of Your Face

Goo goo ga get the hell out of here.

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How To Feel Emotions When Holding Your Newborn

Because that feces skin bag is your responsibility.

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Baby Experiences a Lifetime of Emotions While Waking Up

When you’re an infant, you have to create your own exhaustion.

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I have this one friend I talk to, he has a girlfriend and everything yet he always comes to ME when he is down and depressed. Which I don’t mind being that friend, but everyday its the same thing and when I try and ask him something it’s “Don’t worry about it” or he does the whole “I know -hugs-“. I fucking hate -hugs- and its after everything. I could tell him that I like to eat shit and it would be -hugs-. Always “Mhm -hugs-“. And it gets into elaborate -hugs and snuggles into you then look up and blinks- First of all, I have a boyfriend. Second of all I am not a 13 year old girl. Third of all man the fuck up already. Jesus.