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7 New Facebook Emoticons We Desperately Need

7 New Facebook Emoticons We Desperately Need

My dad sent me an email last week about an upcoming visit. It ended with “Can’t wait to see you! (See attached)”. The attachment was a jpeg of a smiley emoticon.

I have this one friend I talk to, he has a girlfriend and everything yet he always comes to ME when he is down and depressed. Which I don’t mind being that friend, but everyday its the same thing and when I try and ask him something it’s “Don’t worry about it” or he does the whole “I know -hugs-“. I fucking hate -hugs- and its after everything. I could tell him that I like to eat shit and it would be -hugs-. Always “Mhm -hugs-“. And it gets into elaborate -hugs and snuggles into you then look up and blinks- First of all, I have a boyfriend. Second of all I am not a 13 year old girl. Third of all man the fuck up already. Jesus.