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Step 1: Log into Facebook
Step 2: Get burned alive

Screencap - How to Respond to a Fire Alarm

Step 1: Log into Facebook

Step 2: Get burned alive

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Jake and Amir: Split Pea Soup

This soup’s on me.

Emergency Phone is Out of Order
Good thing Apple Maps can lead you to safety.

Emergency Phone is Out of Order

Good thing Apple Maps can lead you to safety.

(Source: humortrain.com)

American Airlines’ New Safety Speech [Click to continue reading]

American Airlines’ New Safety Speech [Click to continue reading]

In Case of Fire Toast Marshmallows
Boy I sure would like s’more help in getting out of this burning building HAHAHA AAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH!

In Case of Fire Toast Marshmallows

Boy I sure would like s’more help in getting out of this burning building HAHAHA AAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH!

(Source: reddit.com)

Today, my boyfriend came by my dorm room. Without knocking, he thrust open my unlocked door and slammed it behind him. Then he came right over to me where I lay on my bed and began kissing me (among other things). He had me seduced when suddenly he froze. Sat up. Grabbed his ass….and ran to the bathroom exclaiming, “EMERGENCY!” It’s nice to know my kisses give him diarrhea.

Emergency Red Bull In Case of Party
This is serious business. The other day someone was playing with a beat. They accidentally dropped it and started a party. We lost three people.

Emergency Red Bull In Case of Party

This is serious business. The other day someone was playing with a beat. They accidentally dropped it and started a party. We lost three people.

Emergency Eye Wash Station Above Urinal
Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.

Emergency Eye Wash Station Above Urinal

Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.

(Source: reddit.com)

Emergency Floppy Disks
They say we’re due for a big time warp any day now.

Emergency Floppy Disks

They say we’re due for a big time warp any day now.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Emergency Tiara 
When you desperately need to feel like a princess.

Emergency Tiara 

When you desperately need to feel like a princess.

(Source: College Humor)

Car Drives Into Auto Club
Hey guys, I know I’m late, but I made it!

Car Drives Into Auto Club

Hey guys, I know I’m late, but I made it!

(Source: College Humor)

Rescue on the river - Sylvester the Cat
Tweety is wanted for questioning

Rescue on the river - Sylvester the Cat

Tweety is wanted for questioning

(Source: College Humor)

Pull in case of finals
Red Bull comes out of the ceiling sprinklers, which is great during Finals, but only fuels the flames of a fire.

Pull in case of finals

Red Bull comes out of the ceiling sprinklers, which is great during Finals, but only fuels the flames of a fire.

(Source: College Humor)

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Emergency Rave

"May I have your attention please—there has been an emergency. We will drop the bass shortly." 

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Superhero Fashion Emergency - CollegeHumor Classic

Instead of tights, how about… jeans? Or literally anything else.