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If Gravity Threw In The Towel

The Abbreviated Sorority Girl’s Email Read by Gilbert Gottfried

Squawk like no one’s watching.

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ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT" you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin

ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time

It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.

But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?

Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT" you.

And yes, this is real.

**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

via: Deadspin

(Source: deadspin.com)

I Think This College Might Be Catfishing Me [Click for more]

You can never be too sure what college you’re applying to.

I hate when people send e-mails asking me if I will do something and then end them with “thanks!” as if I have already agreed to it. Why do they even ask? They might as well just tell you to do it.

Jake and Amir: Sandwich Email

Lets get to the meat of the issue.

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My dad sent me an email last week about an upcoming visit. It ended with “Can’t wait to see you! (See attached)”. The attachment was a jpeg of a smiley emoticon.

This Is Why You Shouldn’t Have an Email Signature

This Is Why You Shouldn’t Have an Email Signature


Honest Student Turns 21, Gets Out of Class


Having a cool professor is the best policy.

Having a cool professor is the best policy.

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Four Perfectly Logical Explanations for the Anthony Weiner Pictures
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Four Perfectly Logical Explanations for the Anthony Weiner Pictures

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Honest Late Paper Excuse - Click to view full size
"My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I’ll just say it did not help her cause."

Honest Late Paper Excuse - Click to view full size

"My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I’ll just say it did not help her cause."

(Source: College Humor)