The Abbreviated Sorority Girl’s Email Read by Gilbert Gottfried
Squawk like no one’s watching.
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![ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a703cdf28d71d5643fcd0c7a47281512/tumblr_mlgyhl3u3y1qasthro1_500.jpg)
ICYMI - The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT” you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
via: Deadspin
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You can never be too sure what college you’re applying to.
“I hate when people send e-mails asking me if I will do something and then end them with “thanks!” as if I have already agreed to it. Why do they even ask? They might as well just tell you to do it.”
Lets get to the meat of the issue.
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“My dad sent me an email last week about an upcoming visit. It ended with “Can’t wait to see you! (See attached)”. The attachment was a jpeg of a smiley emoticon.”
Honest Late Paper Excuse - Click to view full size
“My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I’ll just say it did not help her cause.”
(Source: College Humor)
