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Twidiots Inquiry
Dear CollegeHumor,
You recently posted an article featuring pulls from twitter in which people seem ornery and perplexed as to why the government wouldn’t simply print more money to solve our economic woes.
Please tell me this was something your creative team made up and is not real. The prospect of people being stupid enough to think that printing more money is a viable means of economic recovery deeply concerns me as a citizen of this country. If people are smart enough to use new-age digital technology (ie, smart phones) to post their uneducated rants online yet lack the mental capacity to understand basic principles of economics, we are beyond fucked.
Sincerely,
A man with waning hope for our future
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“Somehow spam was sent out from my email address to everyone in my contact list. It read something along the lines of; “Hey, check this out, I found a quick way to lose weight!” with a link attached (typical spam). My Dad replied to it; “Hey bud, thanks for the website, I’m about to hit the hay, I’ll check it out tomorrow.”
“A while back my mother asked for me to set her up an email address. When I went over the different domains, she was adamant not to use Hotmail. Why? Because it sounded too racy.”
“My mom was attempting to explain to my Grandma (her mother) how to attach a picture to an e-mail. My Grandma’s first response was, “What’s e-mail?”. Needless to say, my mom gave up explaining it to her.”
“My dad sent me a rather entertaining email, upon reading it, I replied with just “ROFL”. I then receive this gem of a response: “I am not in tune with acronyms, what is ROFL? Rolling on floor loud?”
“Just recently, my dad found out that he can check his Yahoo mail account from any computer, not just the one at work. He actually drove ten miles every time he needed to check his email outside of work hours, which was relatively often.”
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