My Elf Girlfriend: Fast & Furious
2 fast, 2 embarrassing.
This isn’t her first quest.
Feed Angry Christmas Tree Elves
“It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiife…”
(Source: humortrain.com)
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Well who’s he supposed to ask? The elves?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej4p0pVGl1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Elf Doll Shaves Guy’s Head in Sleep
Some of Santa’s little helpers don’t think coal is enough for people on the naughty list, so this elf decided to go rogue.
(Source: theclearlydope)
“How lazy are the magicians in Harry Potter.You already have magic do you really need elf slaves too?”
That’s the last time the Travelocity gnome tries to go shot-for-shot with the Keebler elves.
