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How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]
OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.
Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]

OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.

Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

Prank News Network [Click for the playlist]

Discover how easily people will believe anything you say if you look like a reporter and you’re holding a microphone.

Emotionally Defeated Romney 
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.

Emotionally Defeated Romney

Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.

(Source: reddit.com)

Joe Biden’s Appearance on “Parks and Recreation”

Four more seasons! Four more seasons!

(Source: vimeo.com)

Obama Wins Ohio

Obama Wins Ohio

Jimmy Fallon’s Puppy Decides The Election

Ruff the vote.

(Source: youtube.com)

As an American, Have You Done This Yet?
It is your privilege and right as a U.S. citizen.

As an American, Have You Done This Yet?

It is your privilege and right as a U.S. citizen.

(Source: iheartchaos.com)

Manhattan Mini Storage Hates on Paul Ryan
It was just that one time!

Manhattan Mini Storage Hates on Paul Ryan

It was just that one time!

(Source: birdschart)

The Best Political Videos of This Election Season [Click to view playlist]

The Best Political Videos of This Election Season [Click to view playlist]

Man Votes for Gay Dog
Make it count, people.

Man Votes for Gay Dog

Make it count, people.

(Source: instagram.com)

Vote for Megatron
A candidate you can trust.

Vote for Megatron

A candidate you can trust.

(Source: reddit.com)

Sarah Silverman talks Voting

"Hey Black people, old people, poor people, and students! Guess what you all have in common? Lawmakers are trying to fuck you in your assholes!" 

(Source: youtube.com)

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8 Incredible Similarities Between American Idol And The 2012 Election [CLICK FOR MORE]

jestcomedy:

8 Incredible Similarities Between American Idol And The 2012 Election [CLICK FOR MORE]

(Source: jest.com)

Girl Takes Self Portrait Instead of Obama Photo
That’s why we don’t let kids vote.

Girl Takes Self Portrait Instead of Obama Photo

That’s why we don’t let kids vote.

Obama Says You Didn’t Build Things [Click to continue reading]
President Obama is in some hot water after his remarks last week in Virginia about job creation and small businesses (“If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that! Somebody else made that happen!”). Of course, Mitt Romney is having a field day. But the President wasn’t just talking about businesses. There’s a whole lot of stuff he says you didn’t build.

Obama Says You Didn’t Build Things [Click to continue reading]

President Obama is in some hot water after his remarks last week in Virginia about job creation and small businesses (“If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that! Somebody else made that happen!”). Of course, Mitt Romney is having a field day. But the President wasn’t just talking about businesses. There’s a whole lot of stuff he says you didn’t build.