Lonely Breakfast Rap

Not all eggs come over easy.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to Quickly Stop a Crying Baby

Hush, little baby. Never say a word again.

Oh, HowToBasic, how far you’ve come.

(Source: youtube.com)

5 DJs You Can Eat

Skrilleggs are part of a well balanced breakfast.

via djsyoucaneat

Kid Tricked Into Thinking Raw Egg is Chocolate

“Welcome to the real world, son. It’s full of disappointment”-Rocky Balboa

(Source: 4gifs)

Spotlight: HowToBasic - The Messiest YouTube Channel [Click and find out why]

Nobody does “how to” videos (like this one for pizza-making) better than the guy who shows you “how not to.”

(Source: youtube.com)

Child Told Raw Egg Is Candy

Cruelty to children is the same in every language.

(Source: youtube.com)

Humongous Chicken Egg

That chicken was almost a baby mama’s mama.

(Source: youtube.com)

Beware of the Chickens

Those roosters can be real cocks.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hungry for a Nomelette?

You can’t be this adorable without breaking a few eggs.

Dr. Seuss Version of Ron Swanson

I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.

(Source: redbubble.com)

Scissors + Drill = Egg Beater

Baking like a man.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Scrambles Eggs and Beats in His Kitchen

If it’s too loud, you’re too concerned with him not focusing on cooking you breakfast.

Insane Amount of Bacon for Breakfast

If you can’t finish that plate you don’t deserve to live anyway.

(Source: College Humor)

Truck Full of Eggs Tips Over

Roadworkers scrambled to clean it up.

(Source: College Humor)

Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking

Eggsplain it to me one more time.

(Source: College Humor)