I’m actually on a diet so can I just get a glass of margarine and some biscuits?
Hush, little baby. Never say a word again.
Oh, HowToBasic, how far you’ve come.
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Nobody does “how to” videos (like this one for pizza-making) better than the guy who shows you “how not to.”
You can’t be this adorable without breaking a few eggs.
I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.
If it’s too loud, you’re too concerned with him not focusing on cooking you breakfast.