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CollegeHumor Classic: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

Your favorite game show, all grown up.

In light of recent events we made an Edward Snowden parody: Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody)

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Where in the World is Edward Snowden? 

Hopefully he’ll get get off easier than Carmen Sandiego did. CollegeHumor Classic: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody) [Click to watch]
Seriously, it really is easier to figure out if you know your geography.

Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody) [Click to watch]

Seriously, it really is easier to figure out if you know your geography.

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Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody)

Can the U.S. government find the loot, the warrant and the crook?

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc
WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)
WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)
WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy
HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit
WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories
WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in
POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.
RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

WHAT: You know, the usual - super informal, super laidback, super safe, super cool about espionage charges, etc, etc

WHERE: Probably at Moscow International Airport (the seating area by Gate 16, Terminal A), or maybe the Arrival Lounge at Mariscal Sucre International Airport in Quito, Ecuador (basically wherever we can grill haha)

WHEN: All day, baby (or until there’s an “accident” and I get “kidnapped” haha jk I hope)

WHY: Because America is the best, most awesome, most forgiving country in the world and oh my fuck what have i done please have mercy

HOW: I did not think this far ahead shit

WHAT I WILL HAVE: Burgers, hot dogs, archives of highly classified, unbelievably sensitive information, iPod speakers, ketchup/mustard/what not, quickly fading confidence that I have done the right thing, Pop Chips, my memories

WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING: Booze, buns, relish, armed security, plastic cups, asylum, any music you might want to listen to, a time machine, fireworks if you’re into that, anything - literally ANYTHING - to stop this fucking mental hell I now live in

POST-BBQ PLANS: After we booze and chill for a while, we might head over to Iceland or something, depending on what you all/the international community is down for. If people want to head back to the US, that’s cool, I just might meet you guys later or something. Yeah. Cool. Later. Sounds good. Fuck.

RSVP: NO NEED BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE FREE AND OPEN WHETHER OR NOT YOU ATTEND PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I JUST CRY ALL DAY

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SNOWDAWG PARTY BECAUSE A SNOWDAWG PARTY DON’T BETRAY HIS COUNTRY

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]
'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

You’re Invited to Edward Snowden’s Fourth of July Party! [Click to finish]

'Cuz I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm wanted on charges of espionage.

(Source: College Humor)

Jimmy Kimmel’s Confusing Question of the Day [Click to watch]

"In conclusion, supermoon."