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The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
(Buy it here.)This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
(Buy it here.)It’s a good thing the only description whatsoever of this item is that it’s 28cm long, because I really, really don’t want to know what its future buyer is planning on doing with it. No matter what, we can probably say with some confidence that he or she is overpaying. People know you can get porn for free online, right? Fleshlights are like, 70 bucks. Whatever. None of my business.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
It’s a good thing the only description whatsoever of this item is that it’s 28cm long, because I really, really don’t want to know what its future buyer is planning on doing with it. No matter what, we can probably say with some confidence that he or she is overpaying. People know you can get porn for free online, right? Fleshlights are like, 70 bucks. Whatever. None of my business.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
(Buy it here.)Phew, let me tell ya, if I have one weakness, it’s spending too much on “religious bible stuffed animals.” I can’t get enough! I’m hugging my plush Jesus-on-the-cross for strength as I type this! (His blood is made of velvet.)

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
Phew, let me tell ya, if I have one weakness, it’s spending too much on “religious bible stuffed animals.” I can’t get enough! I’m hugging my plush Jesus-on-the-cross for strength as I type this! (His blood is made of velvet.)

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]
Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)
Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk. 

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]

Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)

Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk

Rough Love - eBay

Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.

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Rough Love: Yay, Boobs!
You see, I’m quite the nerd. When I first started dating my girlfriend, we went at it in my storage room. I then proceeded to have sex with her on top of my vintage Star Wars action figure collection. At that moment I felt like I shattered nerd stereotypes. But I also found out the packaging on the top layer of figures are now in less than mint condition :(
- Anonymous
Me and my boyfriend were hanging out when things started getting hot and heavy. When I took my top off, he looked at me and exclaimed “Yay! Boobs!”… He’s 25…. I’m pretty sure his mind stopped at 14…. It’s justified with his love of comic books!- Anonymous
Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.- Anonymous
Love Rough Love? Then join the party. Submit your sensual stories right to our Tumblr. We’re all submerged in a bathtub, sipping wine, awaiting your sultriness. More rough lovin

Rough Love: Yay, Boobs!

You see, I’m quite the nerd. When I first started dating my girlfriend, we went at it in my storage room. I then proceeded to have sex with her on top of my vintage Star Wars action figure collection. At that moment I felt like I shattered nerd stereotypes. But I also found out the packaging on the top layer of figures are now in less than mint condition :(

- Anonymous

Me and my boyfriend were hanging out when things started getting hot and heavy. When I took my top off, he looked at me and exclaimed “Yay! Boobs!”… He’s 25…. I’m pretty sure his mind stopped at 14…. It’s justified with his love of comic books!
- Anonymous

Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.
- Anonymous

Love Rough Love? Then join the party. Submit your sensual stories right to our Tumblr. We’re all submerged in a bathtub, sipping wine, awaiting your sultriness. More rough lovin

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Nice, that’ll probably bring in about three, four dollars.

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