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The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said “I don’t care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke…. go ahead.”

Someone’s Diet Just Ended
And Target takes another victim.

Someone’s Diet Just Ended

And Target takes another victim.

(Source: imgfave.com)

People who say soup is filling were already full of shit to begin with.

uPick Jokes - Soup
Duck eats pizza [Click to animate]
You’ll like it almost as much as pizza itself.

Duck eats pizza [Click to animate]

You’ll like it almost as much as pizza itself.

(Source: vayagif.com)

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters

Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

(Source: reddit.com)

I work at a Chuck E Cheese. I watched a little girl steal about 50 tokens out of a box we keep (not very well) hidden. Then she told me that a machine ate 7 tokens. I told her to stop putting tokens into a machine if 1 doesn’t make it work. Then she started crying?

Dog Eats From Comfy Position
He’s got it all figured out.

Dog Eats From Comfy Position

He’s got it all figured out.

(Source: onegif.com)

Fruit Reviews: Apple

Watch this before you try one.

(Source: youtube.com)

TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

It’s a heart attack in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.

Shark Eats Fish Guy Already Caught

Holy mackerel, indeed. Okay, fine, bite-marked mackerel.

(Source: youtube.com)

Pandas Eating Lunch

Can you pass the salt?

(Source: youtube.com)

Woman Casually Eats Entire Block of Cheese
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.

Woman Casually Eats Entire Block of Cheese

The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.

(Source: keepbusy.net)

Lil Romney and Ryan Celebrate Thanksgiving

Brought to you by the letters AAAAAAAAAAH.

(Source: youtube.com)

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

Dog Sets His Own Table
"Ah, kibble. This will pair nicely with the vintage of toilet water I’ve chilled for afterwards."

Dog Sets His Own Table

"Ah, kibble. This will pair nicely with the vintage of toilet water I’ve chilled for afterwards."

(Source: forgifs.com)