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Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

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This video proves what I’ve always known, everyone loves burritos.

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Sloth Decides Eating is Way Too Much Effort
Eh, fuck it, I’ll eat tomorrow man. 

Sloth Decides Eating is Way Too Much Effort

Eh, fuck it, I’ll eat tomorrow man. 

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Click for more: Ronald McDonald’s New Look Isn’t As Terrifying As His Fan Art

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I just eat both right up.

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Click for more: 7 Honest Restaurant Signs

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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.

1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY

REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.

2. Walk as Slowly as Possible

During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.

Click to see 3 more: 5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Already Knows

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Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Click to see 6 more: These 10 Restaurant Names Are Seriously Getting Out of Hand

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Finish reading The 7 Stages of Eating a Burrito

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Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

Should You Wait For Others Before Eating? Table Manners

It’s rude to eat in front of a jackass who’s waiting for his food.

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Holy Shit, Weatherman Eats Cat Vomit on Air

It wasn’t grape nuts.

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Aw Look at This Cute-Oh Shit
A bird in the hand is worth a lot less if the cat gets it.

Aw Look at This Cute-Oh Shit

A bird in the hand is worth a lot less if the cat gets it.

14 Fat Animals That Totally Forgot to Exercise

What a bunch of fatties. You stupid fat animals ha ha ha ** *eats cake alone ***