I said hold the sludge and mice!
There’s no such thing as too many french fries. See how our potato party turned out.
The Graphic Truth: You Gonna Eat That? [Click to find out]
Let us know when you decide, because we’re over here like…
You Gonna Eat That? [Click for more]
C’mon man. I’m hungry
There are some things money can’t buy. But it can buy most things. So, just, come on.
“The first day of my C++ programming class, my professor stood up and said “I don’t care what you guys do in this class. If you want to eat, drink, smoke…. go ahead.”
“People who say soup is filling were already full of shit to begin with.”
Duck eats pizza [Click to animate]
You’ll like it almost as much as pizza itself.
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.
“I work at a Chuck E Cheese. I watched a little girl steal about 50 tokens out of a box we keep (not very well) hidden. Then she told me that a machine ate 7 tokens. I told her to stop putting tokens into a machine if 1 doesn’t make it work. Then she started crying?”
It’s a heart attack in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.