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Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

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This video proves what I’ve always known, everyone loves burritos.

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Sloth Decides Eating is Way Too Much Effort
Eh, fuck it, I’ll eat tomorrow man. 

Sloth Decides Eating is Way Too Much Effort

Eh, fuck it, I’ll eat tomorrow man. 

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I just eat both right up.

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Click for more: 7 Honest Restaurant Signs

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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.

1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY

REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.

2. Walk as Slowly as Possible

During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.

Click to see 3 more: 5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Already Knows

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Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Video: Baby Pancake and Watermelon
Cute, but I was told there would be pancakes…

Video: Baby Pancake and Watermelon

Cute, but I was told there would be pancakes…

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

POV Grizzly Bear Eating GoPro Camera

He is not coming to any tea party we’re having.

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Don’t Like My Driving?
Your feedback is important to not us.

Don’t Like My Driving?

Your feedback is important to not us.

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Baby Hates Lemon but Can’t Stop Eating it

This reminds me of my dog and peanut butter, but my dog LOVES peanut butter.

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Turtle has Tomato Problems

Talk about a greenish/brown whine

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