What planet comes after March? Is it Venus or April?
Do not try this at home or away from home or even just in your head.
Bill Clinton, final answer.
Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you just a kleptomaniac?
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Finally, a way to use your phone to hide yourself in social situations.
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It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.
By the time he touches it, you won’t feel sorry for him.
“We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.”
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”
uPick Classroom - Which calendar?
Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.
Some people are going to handle this Mayan calendar thing a lot better than others.
“This year in my legal studies class we were doing our crime topic, and one girl asks the question ‘So if a criminal is convicted of a crime, do they get to choose their own punishment?’ I can’t tell you how much my friends and I laughed during this class at their questions.”