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Finish Engineering Level: Alcoholism (10 Innovative Ways to Booze it Up)

If you’re not drunk enough to dance, you’re not drunk enough.
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If you’re not drunk enough to dance, you’re not drunk enough.

READ - How Drunk You Are, Based on the Dance Move You’re Using

If you’re not drunk enough to dance, you’re not drunk enough.

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What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

When you’re little, you THINK you know what being drunk is like, because of cartoons and comics and tv shows, but when you get older and start actually getting drunk on a regular basis, you eventually find out that your perceptions at age 10 were actually, well, COMPLETELY RIGHT:

1. You See A Lot Of Pink Elephants

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Drinking too much always causes you hallucinate and see things that aren’t really there, including, most commonly, tiny pink elephants who can fly. It’s similar to the phenomenon when you’re really hungry and your friend’s head turns into a hamburger, only drunker and more elephanty.

2. Bubbles Float Out Of Your Head

When you’re drunk, 2-5 little bubbles will constantly be coming out of your head and floating around your general face area. Are these bubbles made of beer? Probably. But now everyone’s gonna see the bubbles and know you’re drunk.

3. A Lampshade Ends Up On Your Head At Some Point

Literally every single time you drink alcohol, the night will end with a lampshade on your head. Presumably, you will get so intoxicated, you will think you are the “Life of the Party” and yell “Hey look at me, I’m the Life Of The Party!” and take a lampshade and put it on your head to confirm this fact.

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6 Olympic Games for Incredibly Drunk People »

Stop being a sloppy drunk weirdo and start being a sloppy drunk weirdo…with CLASS!

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Comedian Trolls Drunks on the LIRR

This fella bought a one-way ticket to humorous encounters, if you ask me.

(Source: youtube.com)

Tinderella: A Modern Fairy Tale

Present day Cinderella doesn’t wait for a fairy godmother to fix her up, she uses Tinder. Watch our take on the classic fairytale, updated for 2014. It may not end happily ever after, but it’s good enough for tonight.

Jake and Amir: Road Trip Part 2 (New Orleans)

Better than old Orleans

A Guy’s Drunk Dial With His Dad Gets Animated

Sharing a beer with your dad is heartwarming. Sharing multiple beers with yourself and then calling your dad is dangerous. Listen as John picks up the phone and attempts family bonding under the influence.

This Guy Passed Out First at a Party and Became a Work of Art 

He’s like a modern Adonis. 

Rudolph the Drunken Reindeer

Dasher’s usually the DD.

(Source: youtube.com)