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What’s more refreshing than diving into a swimming pool? Diving into alcohol that tastes like a swimming pool.

Finish reading 5 New Cocktails for Summer

Vending machine manufacturers want you to think that vending machines have improved with computer technology, but that’s just a lie. These machines are the equivalent of a schoolyard bully, and your snack money belongs to them. 

Go ahead, put another dollar in the machine; push H7 till your fingers bleed.  You’re never getting that bag of chips. 

No Snack For You: 20 Vending Machine Fails [Click to finish]

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Cocktail or Wrestling Move? 5 People Guess and Get Pummeled If They’re Wrong

Thailand Bubble Tea Ad is Pretty Much to the Point.
Do I have to?

Thailand Bubble Tea Ad is Pretty Much to the Point.

Do I have to?

(Source: reddit.com)

8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]
Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.
When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.

8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]

Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.

When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.

We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be? [Click to find out]

We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be?
Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. These drinks have appeared on multiple “Worst Cocktail” lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad? Find out now.

We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be?

Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. These drinks have appeared on multiple “Worst Cocktail” lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad? Find out now.

Jacket Made Out of Capri Suns
Also super sweet, yet super terrible for you.

Jacket Made Out of Capri Suns

Also super sweet, yet super terrible for you.

(Source: khakicocky)

Marquee Has Right Attitude for Valentine’s Day
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.

Marquee Has Right Attitude for Valentine’s Day

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.

(Source: Flickr / globetrodden)

T.V. Cop/A Refreshing Drink
Goes down smooth.

T.V. Cop/A Refreshing Drink

Goes down smooth.

(Source: reddit.com)

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The 5 Stages of Text Grief

Stage 3: Anger - LOL, what the hell am I talking about? A grown man doesn’t talk like that!

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What Coffee Does [Click to continue]
All the benefits of the world’s most popular drug

What Coffee Does [Click to continue]

All the benefits of the world’s most popular drug

Girl Can Put Entire Peace Iced Tea Can in Mouth 
But can she fit Arnold Palmer? 

Girl Can Put Entire Peace Iced Tea Can in Mouth

But can she fit Arnold Palmer? 

(Source: reddit.com)

If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid.

Bar is for Doing Business Only
Getting drunk isn’t a game, you guys, it’s work.

Bar is for Doing Business Only

Getting drunk isn’t a game, you guys, it’s work.