Do I have to?
Do I have to?
8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]
Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.
When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.
We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be? [Click to find out]
Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. These drinks have appeared on multiple “Worst Cocktail” lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad? Find out now.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.
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Stage 3: Anger - LOL, what the hell am I talking about? A grown man doesn’t talk like that!
What Coffee Does [Click to continue]
All the benefits of the world’s most popular drug
“If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid.”
Getting drunk isn’t a game, you guys, it’s work.