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You might think you can’t have the appropriate amount of alcohol-induced fun when St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Monday, but you’re wrong. Here are some special drink recipes to help you booze the whole day through IN SECRET.
May you never have to wear a polo shirt in an official capacity.
May all alumni fundraising letters get sent to your old address.
May the old bands you go see never play anything from their new album.
May all your unplanned pregnancies be bluffs related to extortion attempts.
May your good grandma live longer than the bad grandma.
May your high school friends never invite you to Kickstart anything.
May the drive through guy mess up and give you free fries every time.
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This fella bought a one-way ticket to humorous encounters, if you ask me.
Bro’s gonna need a Tempur-Pedic after this night of drinking.