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Have you ever been kicked out of a bar at closing time but decided that you weren’t done drinking? fivepm is a hot new social network that will hook you up with other people who have alcohol and are willing to open their homes to your drunk, disjointed self. Never again will you have to go without alcohol for any period of time.

Finish reading The 8 Hottest New Start-Ups of SXSW 2014

Finish reading 5 New St. Patrick’s Day Cocktails for Secret Drinking

You might think you can’t have the appropriate amount of alcohol-induced fun when St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Monday, but you’re wrong. Here are some special drink recipes to help you booze the whole day through IN SECRET.

12 New Irish Toasts for St. Patrick’s Day 2014

May you never have to wear a polo shirt in an official capacity.    

May all alumni fundraising letters get sent to your old address.    

May the old bands you go see never play anything from their new album.    

May all your unplanned pregnancies be bluffs related to extortion attempts.    

May your good grandma live longer than the bad grandma.  

May your high school friends never invite you to Kickstart anything.    

May the drive through guy mess up and give you free fries every time.

Finish reading 12 New Irish Toasts for St. Patrick’s Day 2014

St. Patricks Day vs. The Morning After

Irish I were still drunk.

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What Drinking Looks Like in America, Australia, Canada, and Ireland
Hangovers: the universal language.

What Drinking Looks Like in America, Australia, Canada, and Ireland

Hangovers: the universal language.

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Ronald McDonald’s Bender

I’m chuggin’ it.

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Comedian Trolls Drunks on the LIRR

This fella bought a one-way ticket to humorous encounters, if you ask me.

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Bro’s gonna need a Tempur-Pedic after this night of drinking.

Russian Dude Passed Out in Most Uncomfortable Position Possible

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