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The Science of “Morning Wood”

Science is a lot harder than I thought.

ICYMI: I’m Not Awake (Katy Perry parody feat Deanna Russo)

She feels like she’s living a teenage dream.

I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww

Dog’s Dream Comes True

Strange, so did mine.

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Somebody Put a Condom on My Dreams Song

Just a simple ditty for hard times.

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Fight for Your Dreams

I’m not crying, my eye water is just inspired.

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An Embarrassing College Nightmare 
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An Embarrassing College Nightmare 

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We’re getting some awesome Text Mess submissions to our new uPick feature. 
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We’re getting some awesome Text Mess submissions to our new uPick feature. 

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WTF Kid Makes No Sense

But we think our answer is, “Yes.”

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Important Flow-Chart of the Day: Does the Person You’re Talking To Want To Heari Your Dream?
This chart should be handed out at the start of every relationship.

Important Flow-Chart of the Day: Does the Person You’re Talking To Want To Heari Your Dream?

This chart should be handed out at the start of every relationship.

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