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Scumbag Kid Hates Cops

Nothing more impressive than nonviolent resistance…unless it’s this douchey.

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Other Records Set by Michael Phelps [Click to continue reading]

Other Records Set by Michael Phelps [Click to continue reading]

The Douche Burger
The douche burger is gold leafed kobe beef formed around foie gras, then topped with cave aged Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, topped with truffle butter, lobster, caviar, and kopi luwak BBQ sauce. It comes wrapped in 3 $100 bills. Total cost: $666. Available at 666 Burger in New York

The Douche Burger

The douche burger is gold leafed kobe beef formed around foie gras, then topped with cave aged Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, topped with truffle butter, lobster, caviar, and kopi luwak BBQ sauce. It comes wrapped in 3 $100 bills. Total cost: $666. Available at 666 Burger in New York

(Source: thekateblack)

You – and I’m referring to you, the one who just took the last slice of Domino’s pizza; you, the one who is licking melted chocolate off of your Snickers wrapper; you who couldn’t stop yourself once you tweeted where you planned on going to dinner, but instead informed us when you were on your way to the restaurant, when you were seated, and then when each course came (will you tell us what it’s like on the way out, too?).

Dating Show Contestant Isn’t Getting Laid

You know what they say, “If at first you don’t succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out.”


The Booze Brothers Get Called Out on Facebook


Three people strong for a distract button

Three people strong for a distract button

(Source: College Humor)

Duck, Duck, Douche
A game so easy, even they can play it.

Duck, Duck, Douche

A game so easy, even they can play it.

(Source: College Humor)


Bro Beard

People already knew he was a bro from the goatee.

People already knew he was a bro from the goatee.

(Source: College Humor)