“Someone needs to talk to Sour Patch Adults about birth control.”
Just wait till you see the forest it came from.
Welcome to the neighborhood! We do this fun thing where we find new ways to terrify you every morning.
A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, child’s plaything.
The wine makes you sleepy, and the cork gives you nightmares. The system works.
I don’t remember this scene from Toy Story.
They really thought “Topless Countryside Barbie” would be a big hit.
This will go perfectly with my Nancy Pelosi boxing robot set.
Forget about your childhood, good luck salvaging your adulthood after this.
You may have a good friend in me, but good luck with that decent night’s sleep.
“Eh, I think I’ll just use pen.”
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(Source: College Humor)