Barbie Without Makeup

Beauty is in the eye of the doll holder.

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Terrifying Baby Doll Christmas Tree

Just wait till you see the forest it came from.

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Terrifying Baby Doll Christmas Tree

And to all a good nightmare.

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Naked Barbies on Stilts in Garden

Welcome to the neighborhood! We do this fun thing where we find new ways to terrify you every morning.

Robert Downey Jr Barbie

A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, child’s plaything.

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Creepy Doll Head Bottle Stoppers

The wine makes you sleepy, and the cork gives you nightmares. The system works.

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Creepy Gumball Machine Full of Barbie Heads

I don’t remember this scene from Toy Story.

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Swimming Barbie Hair Flip

They really thought “Topless Countryside Barbie” would be a big hit.

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Fat Guy Has Baby Doll Growing Out of Him

Start the reactor!

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Woman Ties Sex Doll to Tree to Slow Down Traffic

With age comes wisdom.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s New Crying John Boehner Doll

This will go perfectly with my Nancy Pelosi boxing robot set.

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Baby Laughs A Lot Makes Sure You Sleep Very Little

Forget about your childhood, good luck salvaging your adulthood after this.

That Nightmare You Had as a Kid About One of Your Toys Coming to Life

You may have a good friend in me, but good luck with that decent night’s sleep.

(Source: College Humor)