Rough Love: That Was The Dog’s Tongue
I told my girlfriend that I thought waking up to a blow job would be the greatest thing ever. Sure enough, a few weeks later I woke up to what I thought was her licking my sack. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I was still sleeping. A minute later I heard her laughing but the licking continued. I opened my eyes and her dog was in between my legs… She was watching the whole time and decided not to tell me. Glad she thought it was hilarious, because I’m scarred.
- Anonymous
20 Dogs That Are the Most Ready For Summer
WOOF, is it getting hot outside or is just me? My dawgs over here know whats up. But they can’t be the only ones straight chillin’ this Memorial Day. Hope you’ve had time to shave your hairy winter coat into a bikini so you can hit the water!
“You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.”
“OMFGDOGS.com”: Caldwell Tanner’s Favorite Piece of Internet 2013.
Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner’s Choice
Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.
You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.
Just Look at this Ridiculously Photogenic Dog [Click for more]
A project that simply started with Instagrams of a coonhound named Maddie balancing on stuff, photoblog MaddieOnThings has blossomed into a full-fledged production; no longer relying on the balancing premise and upgrading the camera beyond Toaster photo filters. This dog is flat out photogenic. The success of the project has blossomed into a nationwide tour(meet the dog!) and a book deal. Just wish he was our best friend.
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes [Click for more]
It’s too cute for even PETA to interfere with. You won’t believe how intense these Amazon reviews are.
Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes
Actual Amazon reviews proving that online reviewers don’t mince words even when they’re discussing pugs in Darth Vader costumes. Review the rest of the reviews.
Epic Cat & Dog in Slow Motion, with Dramatic Music
In dog years that was eight months.
(Source: youtube.com)
Herd of Strange Long Necked Dogs
Somebody get National Geographic on the telly!
(Source: justfunnypics.net)
