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How to Turn a Block of Wood into a Box of Cash
I guess it does grow on trees.

How to Turn a Block of Wood into a Box of Cash

I guess it does grow on trees.

How to Make a Stove Out of a Soda Can [Click to animate]
It’s perfect if you want your water to boil in five hours.

How to Make a Stove Out of a Soda Can [Click to animate]

It’s perfect if you want your water to boil in five hours.

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How to Make Homemade Cronuts!

Easy, peasy, one two queasy.

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Stupidest Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine [Click to watch]

Never let corks stop you from glory.

8 Surprising DIY Life Hacks [Click for more]

Bet you didn’t know it was this simple.

How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps [Click for full article]

How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps [Click for full article]

Freddy Krueger’s Child Care
It’s hard to paint good when you have blades for fingers.

Freddy Krueger’s Child Care

It’s hard to paint good when you have blades for fingers.

(Source: reddit.com)

Makeshift Electric Toothbrush
Don’t borrow it.

Makeshift Electric Toothbrush

Don’t borrow it.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Uses Christmas Lights Extension Cord
Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.

Guy Uses Christmas Lights Extension Cord

Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.

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The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional DamageArtists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer AgainBecause of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own HomeBecause of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]

Pro: Never Need a Pen Again
It’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.

Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage
Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.

Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer Again
Because of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.

Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own Home
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”

This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

10 Weird Motorcycles [Click to view entire gallery]
Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bike.

10 Weird Motorcycles [Click to view entire gallery]

Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bike.

10 Weird Motorcycles [Click to view entire gallery]
Your bike seems to be leaking some kind of corrosive acid.

10 Weird Motorcycles [Click to view entire gallery]

Your bike seems to be leaking some kind of corrosive acid.

15 Things You Shouldn’t Wear to a Fashion Show [Click to view entire gallery]
Bill Cosby’s head just exploded all over fashion week. Don’t let this happen to you or your loved ones. 

15 Things You Shouldn’t Wear to a Fashion Show [Click to view entire gallery]

Bill Cosby’s head just exploded all over fashion week. Don’t let this happen to you or your loved ones. 

D.I.Y. Pickup
It’s okay if you can’t afford to buy yourself a pickup truck, just turn your ol’ Chevy Caprice Classic into one.

D.I.Y. Pickup

It’s okay if you can’t afford to buy yourself a pickup truck, just turn your ol’ Chevy Caprice Classic into one.

10 Creative Uses of Cardboard [Click to view entire gallery]
It may be used mainly as flimsy, barely durable protection for the transportation of spoilable goods and packages. But did you know that cardboard is also used for many nonsensical – yet imaginative – purposes? Neither did we. Here are ten examples.

10 Creative Uses of Cardboard [Click to view entire gallery]

It may be used mainly as flimsy, barely durable protection for the transportation of spoilable goods and packages. But did you know that cardboard is also used for many nonsensical – yet imaginative – purposes? Neither did we. Here are ten examples.