"Loudly explaining the ride to my child should make this more fun for everyone!"
1. Ariel Goes On A Bunch Of Failed Dates With ‘Finance’ Mermen
At the start of The Little Mermaid, 16-year-old Ariel (!!) is already jaded by her underwater surroundings and is desperate to roam the earth with the humans, and instantly falls in love with a Handsome Prince after seeing that he has a dog, a statue of himself, and isn’t a direct asshole in the 4 seconds she’s around him. But why is Ariel so immediately-infatuated with Eric and completely uninterested in her own species?
There’s an answer: The original cut of the film actually included a 15-minute “dating montage” where Ariel reluctantly goes on dates with a series of lame sea dudes, including a ‘Finance Merman’ who spends a the whole dinner explaining shell-trading, a seahorse from Flounder’s intramural softball team (who’s not bad just kinda non-talkative and boring), and a recently-divorced marlin who doesn’t get any of Ariel’s early-80s cultural references.
The Rorschach Test of logos!
Finish reading If Logos Were Extremely Literal
The Internet loves imagining Disney Princesses in other fantasy universes — Star Wars, the Marvel Universe, Doctor Who, and, yes, Game of Thrones. But what if the beloved animated Princesses actually were on Game of Thrones? The real question isn’t who they would be or what they would do in Westeros, it’s "how long they would survive before getting axed by the trigger-happy George R.R. Martin?"
In honor of the Season 4 Finale, we’ve taken a good, hard look at the pantheon of Disney Princesses, and estimated how long they could stick it on the show before getting Ned Stark’d:
Oh, I just can’t wait to be all jaded about this childhood classic.
Recently, CollegeHumor had the honor of working with Disney and Lucasfilm on the Star Wars cantina set. Here’s the full list of videos.
Watch 6 more videos to find out the real reason the cantina doesn’t serve droids, why the sand people are so chill, and how Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc. Watch now.
The Star Wars Cantina Band Held Auditions. Here’s The Hilarious Footage.
We also have the audition tapes for Chris Daughtry, Ben Folds, Liz Phair, Reggie Watts, Mark McGrath, Jordin Sparks, Rick Springfield, Weird Al, Lisa Loeb, and mc chris! Here’s the full playlist.
Recently, CollegeHumor had the honor of working with Disney and Lucasfilm on the Star Wars cantina set. Here’s the full video and the rest of the auditions.
Click to finish: What Disney Villains Would Look Like If They Were Hot
The better to seduce you with.
(Source: College Humor)