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SEXY: Long Hair. NOT SEXY: Long Hairs.

Finish reading The Fine Line Between Sexy and Disgusting

Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch

So relaxing to be out on the water.

(Source: youtube.com)

20 Gifs of Nature Being Disgusting [Click for more]

20 Gifs of Nature Being Disgusting [Click for more, but why would you]

Next up: A Cockroach Giving Birth to a Billion Tiny Demons

Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot
I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.- K.G. 
Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot

I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.
- K.G. 

Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

(Source: College Humor)

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]
I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.- Conor B 
You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.- Katie K 
soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )- KW 
If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.
Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Roommate Confessions: Who Doesn’t Flick Their Boogers? [Click for full confession]

I always flick my boogers towards your side of the room.
- Conor B 

You weren’t that bad in hindsight, but when I was pissed at you I’d let the gases build up then run to the bathroom, drop my pants and underwear, and rip ass into your little pink face towel. I’m actually surprised you never came down with pink eye.
- Katie K 

soo remember when you went behind my back and was talking and having sex with my boyfriend at the time? well since you wanted to be a backstabber, everytime i went to the bathroom, instead of using toilet paper i would wipe with your face towel : )
- KW 

If you like to shit on your roommate’s things then we want your stories*. Submit them straight to our dirty, filthy Tumblr inbox.

Doesn’t necessarily need to be about poop, but it sure helps.

Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food
Yo no quiero that at all.

Looks Like Taco Bell’s Employees Will Lick Your Food

Yo no quiero that at all.

I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking Of New Flavors [Click for more]
It’s a combination of exhaustion, laziness, and needing a billion different combinations.

I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking Of New Flavors [Click for more]

It’s a combination of exhaustion, laziness, and needing a billion different combinations.

I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking of New Flavors [Click for another piece]

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The Truth About Angler Fish

Don’t let that shiny light fool you. No, really, that light is a trick for catching prey.

(Source: youtube.com)

Pizza Box Challenge Is Disgusting, Can’t Look Away

The pizza box cost $10, but future health costs are priceless.

(Source: College Humor)

Sick Drummer Barfs and Keeps Playing

So sick. Really disgusting, impressive and of, or relating to, being unwell

(Source: College Humor)