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1. Get psyched. Spring cleaning! Here we go! You’re a grownup!

 2. Well, not even a grownup can clean without music. Maybe you should just make a fun playlist real quick before— NO. No distractions. Cleaning.

 3. Okay. First things first. That huge messy pile of papers and mail on your desk.

 4. Wow, you really don’t want to go through all those pieces of paper.

5. Just, uh…make the huge messy pile into a smaller, slightly tidier pile.

 6. Whoa. There was so much dust under those papers. How is there this much dust in your room? Where is it COMING from? HOW???

 7. Sweep up shocking amounts of dust into a dustpan.

 8. Notice the line of dirt created by the gap between the floor and the dustpan.

 9. Sweep that up.

 10. But now there’s another line.

 11. AGGHHHH.

 12. Eh, that’s good enough for your room. Time for the kitchen!

Click for MORE: An Honest Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

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"Get your head out of the gutter, perv." - Sigmund Freud

Click for more: 14 Things That Look WAY Dirtier Than They Actually Are

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Sexy Vegetables
Spread your leeks.

Sexy Vegetables

Spread your leeks.

This Bowling Ad is Pretty Dirty
Bowling has never been sexier.

This Bowling Ad is Pretty Dirty

Bowling has never been sexier.

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The 40 Dirtiest Jokes From Rocko’s Modern Life

The dirtiest show on Nickelodeon wasn’t Double Dare.

The 20 Dirtiest Completely Clean Photos [Click for more]

C’mon, guys. Get your mind out of the gutter. Or don’t. We’re not here to judge your pervy brain. Here’s 20 of the dirtiest clean photos to sexually confuse you.

The Year in Sports Cursing

Higher, faster, stronger, dirtier.

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Frosty the Snowman is Miserable
"For Santa’s sake, man, just melt me."

Frosty the Snowman is Miserable

"For Santa’s sake, man, just melt me."

Sarah Silverman’s Dirty Smartphone Hack

Wow, they really have an app for everything now.

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Two in the pink, one in the stink
Get your mind out of the gutters, they’re just sex donuts. Gawsh.

Two in the pink, one in the stink

Get your mind out of the gutters, they’re just sex donuts. Gawsh.

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Kid Scoops Dirt Onto Himself 
"I’m being buried alive! By myself!"

Kid Scoops Dirt Onto Himself

"I’m being buried alive! By myself!"

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If College Were More Like Videogames [Click to continue reading]

If College Were More Like Videogames [Click to continue reading]

Just a Guy Drawing a Bird
Yep, just a bird.

Just a Guy Drawing a Bird

Yep, just a bird.

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Bane on Dirty Car
But then I’d have to wash away this masterpiece.

Bane on Dirty Car

But then I’d have to wash away this masterpiece.

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Dirty Pool Toy
"Mom! I got a job at the pool toy company!" - Caption Writer, age 15

Dirty Pool Toy

"Mom! I got a job at the pool toy company!" - Caption Writer, age 15

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