Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don’t type anything that’s more than 5 characters.
Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.
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Dicktonaries serve know purpuss in the age of Internets.
“My girlfriend told me she was going to look into becoming an “escort.” When I told her that I would not be okay with that, she asked why. Apparently she thought an escort, “let rich guys take her to dinner and went to dinner parties with them when they were lonely on business trips.” She had no idea that an escort was a prostitute.”
“I work on my school’s campus in the Spanish building. When I applied they said I didn’t need to know spanish, so when they asked me in the interview I told them I wasn’t majoring in it or currently taking it. I did make the mistake of say I took it all through High School. So now when I go into work EVERYTHING is in spanish, I have to use a spanish dictionary to decode what I’m suppose to do.”
What a rollickingly uproarious good time.
(Source: College Humor)