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You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 

You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means [Click for moar]

Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don’t type anything that’s more than 5 characters.

This Definition for ‘Trouble’ Seems a Little Racist
Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

This Definition for ‘Trouble’ Seems a Little Racist

Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for more]
Dicktonaries serve know purpuss in the age of Internets. 

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for more]

Dicktonaries serve know purpuss in the age of Internets. 

My girlfriend told me she was going to look into becoming an “escort.” When I told her that I would not be okay with that, she asked why. Apparently she thought an escort, “let rich guys take her to dinner and went to dinner parties with them when they were lonely on business trips.” She had no idea that an escort was a prostitute.

I work on my school’s campus in the Spanish building. When I applied they said I didn’t need to know spanish, so when they asked me in the interview I told them I wasn’t majoring in it or currently taking it. I did make the mistake of say I took it all through High School. So now when I go into work EVERYTHING is in spanish, I have to use a spanish dictionary to decode what I’m suppose to do.

Old Dictionary Describes Game of King Arthur
What a rollickingly uproarious good time.

Old Dictionary Describes Game of King Arthur

What a rollickingly uproarious good time.

(Source: College Humor)