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10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]
Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it. 
Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s. 
Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports. 
Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests. 
Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]

10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]

  1. Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it. 
  2. Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s. 
  3. Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports. 
  4. Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests. 
  5. Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]

Krispy Kreme - Girl Work It

Damn, girl, you sweet as a donut or 1/10 of Money Maker Mike.

Mean Parents Easter Prank

"Sorry, son. We couldn’t afford candy this year, but we got you something better."

(Source: College Humor)

Opossum Sleepy After Eating Pastries
More like Aw-possum. Well, if they aren’t your pastries.

Opossum Sleepy After Eating Pastries

More like Aw-possum. Well, if they aren’t your pastries.

(Source: College Humor)