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Started from the batter now we hungry

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Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

Marijuana Ice Cream
The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

Marijuana Ice Cream

The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

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16 Cakes That Are Disguised as Other Types of Food [Click for more]

But MOOOooOOOOM, I AM eating my meat and veggies! See? Just don’t cut it or anything. ‘Cause, uh…trust me, I’m an adult with a nutritional and healthy lifestyle (no I’m not, but don’t tell my mom that). Continue

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]
Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.

I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.

Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.

That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! You’re Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]
There’s always a lil’ room for dessert.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! You’re Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]

There’s always a lil’ room for dessert.

Thanksgiving Pie Assault

The things is, she falls for it every year.

Stoned Cupcake
Man, it’s like, it’s like I’m food or something, y’know?

Stoned Cupcake

Man, it’s like, it’s like I’m food or something, y’know?

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How to Eat a Cupcake Like a Gentleman

Wearing pants is a start.

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Baby Cakes
The finest in culinary cakes

Baby Cakes

The finest in culinary cakes

Dog Just Wants Those Sweet, Sweet Pastries
But that window tastes just like a window.

Dog Just Wants Those Sweet, Sweet Pastries

But that window tastes just like a window.

(Source: observando.net)

Eclair Dog
The meatclair.

Eclair Dog

The meatclair.

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Freedom Flavored Ice Cream
Freedom isn’t free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.

Freedom Flavored Ice Cream

Freedom isn’t free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.

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Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu
Available to only the most straightforward customers

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

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