First, pick the most annoying 7-second music clip and loop it for eternity.
Hmm, I like this yogurt/shampoo/razor, but is it FOR MEN?
Finish reading 7 Rejected Google Doodles
Every so often, Google redesigns its logo for a day in tribute to a person or moment in history. Today, we are privileged to present a few leaked Google Doodles (created by one of Google’s staff designers) that didn’t make it past the design phase. We have also obtained the original notes from Google’s art director, which have been included for the sake of journalistic accuracy.
(Source: College Humor)
At least it burns calories?
Jony Ive Redesigns Things [Click for more]
Jony Ive, the Senior Vice President of Industrial Design at Apple, is responsible for the sweeping aesthetic changes that will be introduced in the forthcoming iOS 7. Fans of gradients were pleased, very pleased. In fact, why stop there?
Bear and Shark get paranormal indigestion. Nothing Pepto-Bismol can’t handle.
Stand clear of the closing synapses.
Bus Seat Fabric Fashion Week [Click for more]
All the latest fashions in that weird carpeting that covers bus seats.
The Internet Oscars [Click to see all this year’s winners]
Welcome to the Internet Oscars! This is where we take the same categories the Oscars use to judge films and apply them to all the dumb Internet videos that have come out in the past 12 months.
Did you find yourself wishing that you could actually use the punctuation in 8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need?
Well now you can! Click here to download the CollegeHumor Punctuation font. We are 100% serious.
See? Being alive in 2013 IS cool.
If it ain’t broke, wait a few minutes.
The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen Again
It’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage
Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer Again
Because of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own Home
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]
Holy fuck, CollegeHumor is 13 years old today!
Here’s what the website would look like if we’d never changed it.
Love this new shirt from BustedTees.