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Want something uplifting? You’re better off with The Wire.
Finish reading Sitcoms Are Actually Really Depressing

Want something uplifting? You’re better off with The Wire.

Finish reading Sitcoms Are Actually Really Depressing

Every meal in a dining hall is at least a little depressing, but these meals take the cake, and also a little bit of dry rice, and whatever that is, fish? chicken?
Start voting on The Most Depressing Dining Hall Meal Ever

Every meal in a dining hall is at least a little depressing, but these meals take the cake, and also a little bit of dry rice, and whatever that is, fish? chicken?

Start voting on The Most Depressing Dining Hall Meal Ever

My Life Toy is Really, Really Depressing
Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!

My Life Toy is Really, Really Depressing

Comes with your very own Prozac prescription!

(Source: reddit.com)

10 Awesomely Depressing Plans to Make For Valentine's Day »
The Most Depressing Restaurant Sign Ever
30% discounts for everyone who isn’t named Hanna! Hanna, you get to go sit in the corner.

The Most Depressing Restaurant Sign Ever

30% discounts for everyone who isn’t named Hanna! Hanna, you get to go sit in the corner.

(Source: reddit.com)

Welcome to the magical journey of unemployment.

Click to finish What to Expect When You’re Expecting to Maybe Get a Job

Growing Up Makes Toy Basketball Hoop Depressed
His water wings haven’t stopped crying for days.

Growing Up Makes Toy Basketball Hoop Depressed

His water wings haven’t stopped crying for days.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Most Depressing Name For Butter Substitute Ever
Next to it is “Recollections of Cream Cheese.”

The Most Depressing Name For Butter Substitute Ever

Next to it is “Recollections of Cream Cheese.”

(Source: reddit.com)

The Saddest T-Shirt to Ever Exist
What?? No! (holds back tears) I’m just being ironic!

The Saddest T-Shirt to Ever Exist

What?? No! (holds back tears) I’m just being ironic!

(Source: reddit.com)

The Saddest Nacho Dip Recipe Ever

The secret ingredient is Zoloft.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to Get Out of Bed

It’s a real clinic-ally depressing time.

(Source: youtube.com)

Today’s Special is Depressing
Also, your whole life has been a lie.

Today’s Special is Depressing

Also, your whole life has been a lie.

(Source: reddit.com)

Depressing Balloon Has Warning Label
Warning: your party sucks.

Depressing Balloon Has Warning Label

Warning: your party sucks.

Some Sad Skin Scrub
Great for heartbroken dry skin.

Some Sad Skin Scrub

Great for heartbroken dry skin.

(Source: reddit.com)

Worlds Saddest Chair
Not even the world’s smallest violin would play for it.

Worlds Saddest Chair

Not even the world’s smallest violin would play for it.