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Deleted Scenes from Star Wars That Explain A Lot: Return of the Jedi

The Emperor: Your son will come to you. His compassion for you will be his undoing. 
Darth Vader: His compassion? But…I cut his hand off. 
The Emperor: He has a pure heart. 
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Just like his mother.
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Remember her?
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: And how she died?
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Lol, good times. Okay, let’s go torture your son now. 
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Force lightning!

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Darth Vader: My master, this has been a very successful month. I captured Captain Solo, I lightsabered young Skywalker’s arm off, and Princess Leia is becoming defined solely by the men in her life.The Emperor: You have done well, Lord Vader. Darth Vader: And we accomplished it with only Star Destroyers. See, they’re more maneuverable and they don’t have any thermal exhaust ports, so maybe we don’t need a new Death Star to—The Emperor: No, we’re definitely building another one. And this time, let’s both be on board before it’s fully completed. 
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Darth Vader: My master, this has been a very successful month. I captured Captain Solo, I lightsabered young Skywalker’s arm off, and Princess Leia is becoming defined solely by the men in her life.
The Emperor: You have done well, Lord Vader. 
Darth Vader: And we accomplished it with only Star Destroyers. See, they’re more maneuverable and they don’t have any thermal exhaust ports, so maybe we don’t need a new Death Star to—
The Emperor: No, we’re definitely building another one. And this time, let’s both be on board before it’s fully completed. 

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A Deleted Scene from ‘Lady and the Tramp’ - Click for Full-Size Image

A Deleted Scene from ‘Lady and the Tramp’ - Click for Full-Size Image

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