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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

7. The Impractically Heavy One
Where it came from: It must have been a gift, but no one remembers who gave it. There’s a chance it was in the house when you moved in.Where it goes on the tree: The bottom. Way at the bottom.What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Wait, no, you have to hook it on a few branches, then prop it…or just kind of let it rest on the floor there. Does that look weird? It’s probably fine.”

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

7. The Impractically Heavy One

Where it came from: It must have been a gift, but no one remembers who gave it. There’s a chance it was in the house when you moved in.
Where it goes on the tree: The bottom. Way at the bottom.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: “Wait, no, you have to hook it on a few branches, then prop it…or just kind of let it rest on the floor there. Does that look weird? It’s probably fine.”

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(Source: College Humor)

The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out

Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.

Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.

What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.

[Keep Reading]

(Source: College Humor)