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The Dangers Of Being High On Life [Click to read full article]
“We were into everything and anything, you name it: Hiking, Friendly Debates, Morning Jogs, and Chess. We were high so often, I started ditching class just so I could go learn cartography in the back of my buddies van. I was a mess. And I hadn’t even hit rock bottom yet.” [Keep Reading]

The Dangers Of Being High On Life [Click to read full article]

We were into everything and anything, you name it: Hiking, Friendly Debates, Morning Jogs, and Chess. We were high so often, I started ditching class just so I could go learn cartography in the back of my buddies van. I was a mess. And I hadn’t even hit rock bottom yet.” [Keep Reading]

The Troll trolls the debates [Click to continue reading]
There’s no stopping him.

The Troll trolls the debates [Click to continue reading]

There’s no stopping him.

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The Final Presidential Debate Gets Songified

Bob Schieffer had got the illest flow on CBS, no question.

10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]

10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]


Last week, an official memo surfaced revealing the nitpicky rules and conditions for the presidential debates, as negotiated and pre-agreed upon by both candidates. But just in time for tonight’s third and final debate, a few more rules have emerged.

- Neither candidate may “live tweet” the debate.
- Neither candidate may speak negatively about the other’s clothes, weight, or “mama.”
- The candidates shall not reveal any information regarding the plot of “Looper.”
- The moderator shall not interject or interrupt a candidate’s response with clips from any humorous internet soundboard (i.e. Howard Stern, Borat).
- Candidates may not toss candy into the crowd to woo voters.
- Candidates may not partake in a debate drinking game, unless rules are fully agreed upon beforehand.
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Last week, an official memo surfaced revealing the nitpicky rules and conditions for the presidential debates, as negotiated and pre-agreed upon by both candidates. But just in time for tonight’s third and final debate, a few more rules have emerged.

- Neither candidate may “live tweet” the debate.

- Neither candidate may speak negatively about the other’s clothes, weight, or “mama.”

- The candidates shall not reveal any information regarding the plot of “Looper.”

- The moderator shall not interject or interrupt a candidate’s response with clips from any humorous internet soundboard (i.e. Howard Stern, Borat).

- Candidates may not toss candy into the crowd to woo voters.

- Candidates may not partake in a debate drinking game, unless rules are fully agreed upon beforehand.

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10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]

10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]

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The Second Presidential Debate Gets Songified

America finally gets to see Candy Crowley’s keytar skills in action.

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Kimmel: Who Won “Last Night’s” Debate?

TV done us good, America.

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Mitt Romney Performs “I Believe” from “The Book of Mormon”

We all need something to dissolve our faith.

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Mitt Romney’s Binder Full of Women
During last night’s presidential debate, Mitt Romney said that in an effort to mix up the all-male Massachusetts State Cabinet, he was given “binders full of women” who could potentially help run the company. Fortunately, his fantastic team delivered some very informative and helpful binders.

Mitt Romney’s Binder Full of Women

During last night’s presidential debate, Mitt Romney said that in an effort to mix up the all-male Massachusetts State Cabinet, he was given “binders full of women” who could potentially help run the company. Fortunately, his fantastic team delivered some very informative and helpful binders.

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The Vice Presdential Debate Gets Songified

Almost as good as Joe’s weekly drunken karaoke parties.

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Joe Biden’s Debate Laughter, Explained
P90-wha? Lord of mercy, ya gotta be kiddin’ me.

Joe Biden’s Debate Laughter, Explained

P90-wha? Lord of mercy, ya gotta be kiddin’ me.

Biden/Ryan Hair Switch
Hey, at least they would find common ground in not wanting that to happen.

Biden/Ryan Hair Switch

Hey, at least they would find common ground in not wanting that to happen.

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Joe Biden’s VP Debate Checklist [Click for full article]
There’s a lot of pressure on ol’ Uncle Joe tonight. And with the future of the country (sort of) on his shoulders, the fella’s gotta stay on track.
- Breathe, smile, and just do what you’ve been practicing. You’ve gotten some great advice over these past few days and you need to STICK TO IT. Ya got this, champ.
- Right off the bat – make jokes, lots of jokes. People are SO wound up and worried about being OFFENDED these days, my GOSH, so just loosen the place UP for Pete’s sake. The one about the Indian and the Rabbi in the hot air balloon is a good start. Gotta get the crowd on your side from the beginning.
- Make sure you look Ryan dead in the eyes with those mean Wilmington peepers and rattle that Midwestern wimp to his core. Don’t be afraid to scare the living bejeezus out of that pretty boy chump. With Mean, Lean Joe Biden looking across the table at him, he’ll crumple like paper. That Delaware grit ain’t there for nothin’, I’ll tell ya that much.
- Be clear, calm, and precise with figures and statistics. Don’t get overexcited and start jumpin’ up and prancin’ around like some sort of San Francisco Ballerina man – my gosh, can you imagine – so just cool it, alright?
- Don’t hold back on calling Rep. Ryan out when he twists the facts (or saying he looks like a weasel with some constipation issues – jeez Louise, Joe, will ya calm down already, save these gems for the STAGE, c’mon man!) Continue reading here

Joe Biden’s VP Debate Checklist [Click for full article]

There’s a lot of pressure on ol’ Uncle Joe tonight. And with the future of the country (sort of) on his shoulders, the fella’s gotta stay on track.

- Breathe, smile, and just do what you’ve been practicing. You’ve gotten some great advice over these past few days and you need to STICK TO IT. Ya got this, champ.

- Right off the bat – make jokes, lots of jokes. People are SO wound up and worried about being OFFENDED these days, my GOSH, so just loosen the place UP for Pete’s sake. The one about the Indian and the Rabbi in the hot air balloon is a good start. Gotta get the crowd on your side from the beginning.

- Make sure you look Ryan dead in the eyes with those mean Wilmington peepers and rattle that Midwestern wimp to his core. Don’t be afraid to scare the living bejeezus out of that pretty boy chump. With Mean, Lean Joe Biden looking across the table at him, he’ll crumple like paper. That Delaware grit ain’t there for nothin’, I’ll tell ya that much.

- Be clear, calm, and precise with figures and statistics. Don’t get overexcited and start jumpin’ up and prancin’ around like some sort of San Francisco Ballerina man – my gosh, can you imagine – so just cool it, alright?

- Don’t hold back on calling Rep. Ryan out when he twists the facts (or saying he looks like a weasel with some constipation issues – jeez Louise, Joe, will ya calm down already, save these gems for the STAGE, c’mon man!) Continue reading here