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Why It Motivates You: Though it mostly goes unsaid, perhaps the greatest thing motivating our lives is the knowledge that, one day, our lives will end. The average person will live for less than 30,000 days. Do you really want to waste the little time you have in bed?

How It Works: Bring the burning anxiety of your inevitable demise from the back of your mind to the front with an alarm that’s not so much an alarm as it is a lighter glued to clock, and placed near a pile of oily rags. Once that bad boy goes off, you’ll have mere moments to go and separate the two before the rags go up in flames, speeding up your march into oblivion. You’ll never think of the saying “You can sleep when you’re dead” the same way again.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

There are two sides to every happily ever after.

Finish reading If Disney Villains Had Heartfelt Obituaries

Read 6 Classic Movie Villains Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
Sometimes iconic villains end up with not-so-iconic ends.

Read 6 Classic Movie Villains Who Died Really Stupid Deaths

Sometimes iconic villains end up with not-so-iconic ends.

Stupidity kills.

Finish reading 12 Yahoo Answers That Miiiight Have Killed People

Cat Mocks the Squirrel It Killed
It’s a sad, sqruel world.

Cat Mocks the Squirrel It Killed

It’s a sad, sqruel world.

What a Perfect Card to Give to Someone For Their Loss of a Loved One
Sayonara, sucker.

What a Perfect Card to Give to Someone For Their Loss of a Loved One

Sayonara, sucker.

(Source: reddit.com)

Bench Proves Reincarnation Exists
Jim always wanted to be able to support his friends, and now he can.

Bench Proves Reincarnation Exists

Jim always wanted to be able to support his friends, and now he can.

(Source: dailypicksandflicks.com)

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Senior Citizen Rap Anthem (All My Friends Are Dead)

If I don’t kill you, old age will, homie.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Death plagues us all, but wouldn’t it suck to die doing something crappy? When you shuffle off this mortal coil, you have to be doing something that you love! Here are some ideas on how to “pass on” you won’t want to pass on.

Finish reading: How to DEFINITELY Die Doing What You Love

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years

Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

(Source: reddit.com)

Yay or Nay: Should We Embrace Death?

We can’t escape it, so why not?

BONAR Tombstone Looks Like a Boner
The A should be an E.

BONAR Tombstone Looks Like a Boner

The A should be an E.

How Did This Person Not Get Hit by a Train?
His day could have been a train wreck.

How Did This Person Not Get Hit by a Train?

His day could have been a train wreck.