Dance Crying

This dance craze is just sad.  

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Fight Club Pickup Lines

The plot twist is he actually got a girl’s number. 

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Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul)

A match made in Internet heaven. 

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Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]

Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.

Rough Love: That’s My Butt

The other day my girlfriend and I were hanging out and as always things began to get heated after a little while. We were both really horny so I reached my hand down her pants and started feeling around. Jeans are pretty tough to explore, being so tight, but her parents were home, so I couldn’t take them off. I finally slipped a finger inside of her and she whispers “that’s my butt”. We both burst out laughing. Definitely a keeper.
- Anonymous

Like many couples on here, my boyfriend and I have lick fights, tickle fights (he always wins those, and initiates them, since I squeak and flail when tickled), and the usual not-so-weird couple things. I’m pretty sure his thing about sticking things up my nose it pretty unique though.

- Anonymous

I personally like being slightly choked w/ a hand while having sex, doggy style.
- Shay

Don’t be scared… be like Shay and submit your RoughLove stories to our Tumblr inbox. The rougher the better as long as the mood is right.

How to Reject a Prom Invitation and Get a Free Pizza

Extra sadness on that please.

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Ethan Jimerson: In Court For Standing Up Brigitte

There’s a punishment much worse than prison.  You can’t sit at our lunch table any more.  

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Ask Girls About Numbers PRANK

Wait.. Phones can have numbers?

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Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]

I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.
- Anonymous

My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.
- Anonymous

After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.
- Anonymous

The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.

10 Year Old Gives Dating Tips to College Guys

Sure, but when I hand out roses to 10-year-old girls suddenly it’s creepy?

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I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]

My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous

So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?- naturegir

Having a rough love kind of week? We understand. Share it with the world and submit your stories right here on Tumblr.

New iPhones are Like New Girlfriends

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

Rough Love: Nothing Sexier Than Popping Zits [Click for full column]

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

I love to pop my boyfriend’s body zits to the point that if he pops one himself I get upset…I should also mention that we both love to watch zits and cysts being popped on Youtube.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend took his laundry down to the basement while I stayed in his room. He came back in, crawling slowly, with his collaspable hamper folded onto his back, going “I am a turtle”.
- Anonymous

My ex-girlfriend asked permission if she could go out with some other guy. She said that she had promised this guy a date way before we were together. That’s not the worst part …. I gave her permission!
- Anonymous

Got any rough love stories of your own? Submit the love right here on Tumblr.

8 Upgrades Tinder Needs to Make Now [Click for some catfishing]

Is it a game or a dating app? You decide.

If Orgies Were Like Relationships

It’s hard to settle down with just 7 people for the rest of your lives.