Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
- Anonymous
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
- Anonymous
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
- Anonymous
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Hall of Fame: The Six Girls You’ll Date in College
A prequel to the Four Women You’ll Marry.
Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Looking for romance, lol. Plz respond.
Rough Love: Hey, Girlfriend’s Mom and Girlfriend’s Dad![Click for more]
I never figured out what to call my girlfriend’s parents. No Mr and Mrs ____, no first names, just never figured it out. Decided I’d just go with the whole make eye contact and start talking thing. I did this for nine years. They didn’t notice until I brought it up during my speech at our wedding.
- Anonymous
My boyfriend and I realized we both lost our virginity, to each other, watching Grandma’s Boy while high.
- Anonymous
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How to Handle the Check on a Date, You Dummy
Always give it 100%, unless it’s the tip.
(Source: youtube.com)
Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.
The other day my girlfriend and I were hanging out and as always things began to get heated after a little while. We were both really horny so I reached my hand down her pants and started feeling around. Jeans are pretty tough to explore, being so tight, but her parents were home, so I couldn’t take them off. I finally slipped a finger inside of her and she whispers “that’s my butt”. We both burst out laughing. Definitely a keeper.
- Anonymous
Like many couples on here, my boyfriend and I have lick fights, tickle fights (he always wins those, and initiates them, since I squeak and flail when tickled), and the usual not-so-weird couple things. I’m pretty sure his thing about sticking things up my nose it pretty unique though.
- Anonymous
I personally like being slightly choked w/ a hand while having sex, doggy style.
- Shay
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How to Reject a Prom Invitation and Get a Free Pizza
Extra sadness on that please.
(Source: hold-up-and-remember)


