Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011
My roommate Is a sloppy pig. All she does is make messes and sits in it. I do all the cleaning dishes and buy all the food. One day i got fed up with it, so when I bought a pizza, I took my slices then I scratched my head till a crap load of my dandruff was all over the rest of the pie. Hope you like the extra topping!
(Source: College Humor)
